Funny Things Overheard this Week

On Twitter, they often have Things Overheard this Week. Here are some that made me smile. What’s the funniest thing you’ve overheard? Leave a comment and you’ll be entered in a drawing to win an ebook from the Going Down In Flames series or The Boyfriend Chronicles.

#Overheard This is a soccer game not The Purge! @Kap10Kat

— Dana (@MyRiteMind) May 13, 2017

Editing is like a game of #quidditch. We are seekers, chasers, and sometimes beaters. #overheard

— Bijal Vachharajani (@bijal_v) May 17, 2017

Overheard my wife say, "Girls, I love you…but no one can ask Mommy any more questions while she's decaffeinated."

I love this woman.

— Mark Hart (@LT_TheBiblegeek) May 20, 2017

overheard, guy to his s/o: "we have different definitions of 'ready to go' yes my shoes were on but I was not emotionally prepared to leave"

— T.J. MISNY (@tjmisny) May 24, 2017

Overheard while shopping today:
Little kid: so anyway, now I need two hookers.
His mom: HANGERS. THEY'RE CALLED HANGERS.

— Emma Leilani (@emmaleifreauff) May 22, 2017